21. Couldn’t organize a woodpecker’s picnic in Sherwood Forest.22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.23... Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.26. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.28. If you stand close enough to him, you. "Ooh Fuck Jill, these are fantastic, oh Jesus Tommy, I want to marry mine." Where we going then, mum?" There's a club in town called the Black Parrot, it's a nightclub and tonight's fetish night, they only have it one night a month." Just think Tommy," said Jill as I eased the panties up over her thighs."A club full of horny little bitches like us two, ooh sweet Jesus, that's nice." and she patted the dildo into place in her cunt."What about your dresses, aren't you bothering with them?" I. Deputy-mayor Brenda Coddingham is our chairman.’ ‘Yes, my pleasure. I must catch up with Fiona.’ ‘Excellent. Some of these consultants charge up to $300 an hour. I hope your fee is a little more modest.’ ‘Well, I know it’s public money but you will still be on a budget Mrs Bloom. I’ll only charge you $180 an hour.’ ‘That’s magnificent. I always knew you were a lovely girl. Bye Bianca.’ I seem to have racked up my fees, Bianca sighed. This is scary. By the end of the week I’ll be $1500 an hour. Just answer me.” Jenny was rather more conciliatory after her Mum’s admonishment. “Well, no, not yet, I was going to do that next.” “Well don’t. Both of you come over, and I will deal with you both. You just haven’t disciplined her enough I can tell you. Don’t argue either or you can jolly well go and see Mrs. Denver and tell her I haven’t signed your letter.” Jenny knew she wasn’t going to get anywhere and said,” Yes Mother, we will both come over tonight.” “Good. Let’s say 8 O’clock.” Grandma.