I knew it was in part some form of payback for me having dared her to put it on in the first place, for my not having saved her by telling her to put ...t back in the case, now she was going to make the most of it by being a little tease to teach me a lesson."My turn to try and peek at the goods," she giggled as she looked towards Dave and Pete who had been rumbled earlier in the evening, "I've already seen his" as she cocked her head in my direction. She was intentionally turning them on, and me. That makes it even worse.” We were near the theater now, and she paused until she had parked the car. “Dean has laid down the law. Him or Frankie. He made it a demand. He’s given me until tomorrow to quit helping with these ... um ... events, or he’s going to leave me. And he means it. I know he does.”“That’s no decision at all,” I told her. “You have to choose your husband. You have to choose the man you love ... the man who loves you.”“It’s not that simple,” she muttered, and she got out of. I'm Bobbie."Her jaw dropped in astonishment when she saw me. I was wearing a miniskirt,hose, a sweater over my padded bra, and high heels. I had red lipstick andmatching red fingernails. My hair was styled."My gosh, Bobbie, you're beautiful! You had me fooled completely," sheexclaimed.We sat down to talk, as I crossed my ankles, keeping my legs together in theshort skirt. Evie was still speechless. I finally broke the silence."Well, are you offended, pleased, what? Say something. What do you. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.Compliments of LarryOne hot summer day, Bruce came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the pub for a cold one.Some 20 minutes later, a cop entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside... ?"Bruce.