It was in poor condition so he got it cheap. About a year later John’s wife died and Joe’s boat sank.Couple of weeks later this old lady met Joe o... the street and said “Oh Mr Jones I am sorry for your loss.”Without thinking Joe Said, “No big loss she leaked every time I used her. What finished her off was when I rented her out to four guys form the next town over to go fishing. They all piled in at once and she split right down the middle.” The old lady fainted.✧ ✧ ✧When you are smiling you can. SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!Mr. Williams began to give a barrage of slaps on first one buttock, and then the other, to even it up. Then he would continue on the same buttock before going back to the other. Naomi became lost in a world of numbers and throbbing pain. She could feel her inner walls pulsing with the rushing blood between each slap wherever there was a pause of a couple of seconds.Thirty-seven... thirty-eight... thirty-nine...SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!On it continued, until she reached. I had her sit in my makeup chair, facing the mirrors. I asked her to give me twenty minutes, promising that she would not regret it, and if she still wished to leave after that, we would take her wherever she wished to go, she agreed, and downed the rest of her glass. I refilled her glass, and told her to sit still and watch herself in the mirrors as I began to gently rub her shoulders. I lightly kissed her neck and licked the back of her ear as she let out a small sigh. I continued this as I. As ever, Monika cunningly set up the confrontation and Lucinda wasportrayed as the villain. Monika certainly came of worst in the physicalsense and everybody rooted for Lucinda, but Monika's bruises werepurveyed as evidence of Lucinda's assault and she had her weekend townprivileges curtailed until Christmas. Everybody was sympathetic withLucinda but in truth, the town visiting rights were of little importanceto Lucinda. For on Saturdays and Sundays, she was nearly always to beseen practicing.