Karen had taken a leaf from mum's book and gone bra-less, she kept smiling on the way down and confessed just before we arrived that the silk of the b...ouse caressing her nipples was turning her on again,I suggested turning round for home and bed, but mum's fist thumping into my arm gave me a hint that perhaps we should carry on to the pub."I'm just a tiny bit nervous Lenny" Karen said as we sat down at a table, "Don't forget that tonight's going to be my first time with a man, so I'd like a. But I could tell you were distracted. The gleam in your eye as you bit your lip whilst staring at me was exciting me, and you knew it. I could tell that you were excited too, it was obvious from your body language. As I got another drink, I lost sight of you in the crowd. Trying to make my way back to friends, I was startled when I felt your hands slip around my waist and your breath on my neck. Over the music, I could just about hear you whisper the words "follow me", and I turned in time to. Twenty minutes later I said “I used to go to this school let’s have a walk round”. We got out of her car and was walking as we talked. She had put about 6 stone on in the 30 years but I did notice she still had massive tits. As we got round to where the toilets were I said “We used outside toilets in our day come on let’s see” as I walked towards them she followed.They were just the same as they were 40 years ago. I pointed out my initials carved on the wall and we were giggling away when. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.What time is it when you have to go to the.