Kinda thick too." Okay. That's not too bad." I didn't try it on yet," I told her. "I hope it doesn't make me look stupid." No!" Mom laughed lightly. "...ou'll make a wonderful Prince Charming, I'm sure." It just seems kinda gay." It's acting," she said. "Pretending you're a boy doesn't make you a lesbian." I hope not!" I laughed. "That would be so sick."By that time, we'd reached the mall. It was kind of late, so we'd only have about an hour to shop if we wanted to make it back home before. " This is hazing," Tanner whined. "There are rules against this!" In high school, maybe," Tyrone noted. "But this is college, people willjust assume everything was consensual. From now on, you're going to beour slut to use every Saturday afternoon at track meets. Now get to it."With that, both men dropped their pants revealing the largest penisesTanner had ever seen in person. They were even larger than most of theones he saw in his favorite porn videos. Still sitting on the floor,. Out of nowhere he handed me a napkin with a number on it. I asked him what it was and he said, “that’s the room number. Ill be there at 1am if you want to swing by.” He lived locally and I guess just decided renting a room at the adjacent hotel with hopes of luring me to his room was worth the cost and effort. I took the note, just kind of laughed it off and told him to have a good night and I departed the club. Well, once I got to my car, I looked at the napkin again, looked at the clock on my. Anchor set, ropes in place, knots tied, and figure-8 in hand, I begin my descent to my quiet place. It's only 35 degrees F, but it may as well be 90 with all the layers, gear, and climbing I had done. Sweat beads form and threaten to freeze on my forehead with the whisper of a delicate wind. Finally I find my foot on solid ground again, and I smile as I find myself filled with a feeling of home.I unhook myself and suck in a sharp breath. The fresh powder that had found its way to my private.