But quickly I began charging myself, and asked him to stick his tongue out, so I could suck on it. We passionately and sexually made out naked. He th...n asked me, “What else are you willing to do?” I really didn’t know the answer at that point. We had done just about everything two guys can do to each other that girls can also do to guys, but that would change. I answered honestly, “I don’t know.” He then asked me if I wanted to try giving him a rim job. I had never heard the phrase, ‘rim job’,. !" for the first time since I had met him, Lenny Erikson couldn't think of anything to say!"Well, thanks for the call, Lenny!" I said cheerfully, "Have a nice day!"As soon as I punched the button to turn off the phone, Gloria practically launched herself at me, nearly bowling me over in her eagerness to hug me!"Gloria, please!" I laughed, "Let's have a little decorum here!" Boss," she said, wiping away tears of laughter "You have just made my day! That son of a bitch is stuck between a rock and. One week into the trial the Phillips attorney called his star witness Johnny Phillips. The district attorney objected because he was not able to talk to Johnny Phillips as a witness. The Phillips's attorney said that Johnny just showed up today and has key information that Stephanie Smith came in saying she was a Moronmon trying to perpetuate her religion and not dragged off from the streets like she said. The judge said well we will see where this goes and if I don't like anything I will allow. I had, at this point, already begun to explore my depravity and I, being young at the time, did not care from whence the fountain of my social invulnerability sprung. I had already tested its depths on two occasions more than I have already detailed and found them quite bottomless. I had already begun to suspect that my world had been crafted in some way to make my eccentricity and possibly other insane nuances possible. I had mused if I were in some computer simulation, in some bizarre alien.