Finally, the barriers have rolled completely into the surprisingly thick walls. It’s almost disconcerting when the noise stops, the sudden silence f...els eerie. A light on the scanner above the proctor’s head flicks from red to green. The proctor returns to the podium to address us. ‘That was precisely five minutes. The test will consist of a series of rooms, each of which contains two such portals, and entrance and an exit. I have opened the first for you. ‘You will open the rest, one room at a. I had exactly six pairs of plain white cotton underpants, and since Mom washed on the sixth day, I had no choice but to wear all six of them. She would actually count the dirty clothes and what was still in the dresser draws. I had one pair of underpants that the elastic on both legs had broken. I hated that pair. Right after putting them on, they would slip easily into my young crack and be very uncomfortable, not to mention I always had to pay special attention on how I would sit in school or. Okay?"Lisa nodded just as the door opened. On the other side, a youngwoman in a maid's outfit greeted them. Remembering her reading fromthe night before, Lisa looked for the revealing bodice, the shortskirt revealing the tops of nylon stockings, and impossibly highheels. But to her surprise the maid's dress was quite conservative,with a high neckline, a skirt falling mid-calf, and sensible shoes."You must be Cheryl and Lisa." Lisa could see the maid lookingather up and down, and suddenly. If you hadn't come 'enfemme' the price would have been ?20, so you have already made anexcellent start." Her welcome and warm smile started to put me at my ease.I paid over my money and showed her my driving licence - as had beenspecified on their website. In a few moments I was the proud possessor ofa 'Sweeties' membership card.The receptionist introduced herself as 'Sally' and explained the basiclayout of the Club. "You girls use the ladies loo," she said pointing."Over there is the changing.