..I'm not a man? Whatever!" I stop trying to think and just decide."I'm going to wax" I whisper to myself.As I get out of bed I remember that I haven'... finished going through the bags of things Claire bought me. I pull out at least 15 pairs of panties, ranging from g-strings to boyshorts. Then come all the thigh-highs and knee high socks. She went a bit crazy with those too, but they're all cute, or insanely slutty. The ones that are paired with garters, I classify as slutty. She also bought me. Tina was on all fours as she ate my wife’s pussy, her ass in the air and not paying attention to the guys. They were greatly enjoying the show but had other intentions also. Tad got some lotion off the table and rubbed a bunch on his cock. He went behind Tina and rubbed some on her asshole. Before she knew what was happening he slid his cock up inside her to the hilt. The onslaught made her lift her mouth from my wife’s pussy to scream “No, not in my ass, it hurts.” Tad responded to her. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very. The man I could clearly see had a pistol shoved in his pants, not in a holster, but through the waistband. I assumed the other man was also armed.This left me with a quandary. I needed to take these two men down before entering the house. If nothing else, it would lessen any opposition I might face in the house. But I needed to do it quietly. The last thing I wanted was for a bunch of armed men to come pouring out the back door.So I waited, listening intently. Eventually the man further from me.