"4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."5. Football commentator a...d former player Joe Theismann:"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes..."(Now that is beautiful)7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically. He sighed, it was never enough, and he wished just once that he could have all the stories he wanted! Eric noticed that the mail had arrived, containing a simple unmarked package. When he opened it a smile came to his lips, an amulet! As he put it on he thought, 'CJ or Raven must have sent it to me as a joke! Gunslinger's contest of course! I wish it was real!' Of course it was, but Eric had just wasted his wish! Poor Eric.The end**************Too Real TooBy Anne-Mal Eric had just signed. We all agreed that we are ready to get nude and decided since the group could all fit in the bedroom, we got undressed and headed to the room to play. As the host I made sure we all had towels within reach and passed around the lube for those that would like to use it. So let me set the scene for you so you can get an understanding, Bruce, Steve and Tom, sat down on the bed next to each other passing the lube between themselves and beginning to stroke their cocks, as I placed towels within. She was pointing a recoil-pistol directly at him.So, I finally resign myself to spending the rest of my life alone, with no one to spend my royalty checks on. And what happens? At a book signing I was starting to doze off while some or other local dipshit droned on about what an honor it was to have me there. Some honor. Suppressing a yawn, I pulled out my trusty old ballpoint and looked up at the line of fans holding copies of "Ravished Planet," and... BOING. She was looking me right in the.