> He put on his shoes and drove home.> "Where have you been?" his wife demanded.> "I can't lie to you," he replied,> "I'm having an affair with my sec...etary.> We had sex all afternoon."> She looked down at his shoes and said:> "You lying bastard!> You've been playing golf!">>> The 2nd Affair>> A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters> but always talked about having a son.> They decided to try one last time> for the son they always wanted.> The wife got pregnant> and delivered a healthy. We decided to return soon and spend a couple weeks there.When we opened Monday morning, we were completely swamped with customers. If we hadn't hired the two waitresses we would not have been able to handle the crowd.One lady stood and reminded everyone that we had gone away to be married and offered a toast to Jean and me. Coffee, tea, milk, orange juice and water were raised in the air and everyone wished us the best. Jean and I stood together with our arms around us and I bowed as Jean. My fingers teased and delighted her nipples and I enjoyed exploring all the seductive curves of her body once more."You know, I'm gonna have to get going soon," she said, much too soon for my liking. "You up for another round before I do?"The thought of my cock being inside any part of this sexy lady made it quickly return to a fully erect and stiff rod. Seeing my silent but definite answer, Mindy smiled, parted her legs and opened her arms to coax me to get on top of her. As I began to settle. ”“You were alone for thirty seconds. If something bad could happen to you in the thirty seconds I turn my back, then you DESERVE to have it happen to you.”“Well you don’t have to be mean.”“Oh grow up,” his sister scoffed before getting up and walking higher along the side of the mountain.“Jess, wait!” he whined, stumbling after her as she ducked behind a protruding stone jetty, reaching out of the mountainside like the cliff from the Lion King.He found his sister on the other side of the.