Avalin kama azhagai paarthu en manathil kama ennam vara aarambithathu, aval ennai kama aasaiyil muthal muthalil parka vilai. Naan puthithaaga vanthu i...ukiren endru ninaithu kondaal, en idam thaan paati illaiya endru ketal?Naan irukiraargal ulle vaarungal endru solinen, aunty ulle vanthu en paati idam pechu koduthu kondu irunthaal. Appozhthu aval mulaiyai paarthu rasithu kondu irunthen, iru mulaiyum perithaaga pazhuthu irunthathu. Ithu pondru oru azhagiya auntyai naan paarthathe illai, intha. Erin had prepared a substance, that once exposed to the insides of the anal walls produced a pain so intense, it would have them crying in less then a minute. She had a jar of it, both of us dipped matching anal plugs in it, pushing them in their asses. We laughed at how much they screamed, begging us to make the pain stop. Eventually the pain did start to ease, that is when we puled the plugs out, dipping them back in the solution. “Now my very handsome dirt bags, one more time, tell me about. It was just so frustrating. There was no one left alive to interrogate about her sister's activities. She considered going to the oracle necromancer and petition her to rut about in the nether world for information but knew the price might be too high for her to pay.She spied the wild young diviner from the tribe of nomadic God seekers polluting her realm with their pompous insistence on the almighty power of their single God. The story-tellers had warned her father of their relentless advance. ”“Yeah. But wait, it gets worse.”“You saw the menu and you remembered that October was PSL month?”“No, cause I never forgot it in the first place.”“Then?”“Some stupid bitch wasn’t looking where she was going, bumped into me and spilled her precious pumpkin spice latte on herself.”“And of course she blamed you.”“Of course.”“And of course you didn’t keep your mouth shut and instead set her straight.”“Of course. Except she wouldn’t learn her lesson and kept mumbling at me in some strange.