“Yeah, it was that first morning after we met Joni, when I told you I was going to see the pool instead of doing the tour with you guys, well I actu...lly came back to the cottage and I caught Tommy, ummm… you know…masturbating,” Lindsay replied.“Honey, considering what’s gone on since we got here, I think we can dispense with the clinical sexual terms and just say what was happening… you caught him jerking off,” Susan said with a laugh.“Okay, it’s still going to feel a little odd to say the. We live in a small, relatively conservative community, but that doesn’t stop Crystal from dressing attractively, sometimes in a very revealing fashion. Just a few weeks ago, she said she was going out to the grocery and would be back in a few minutes. She had a very sexy dress on. It was something she had worn years ago when we first started dating. With a naughty smile, she showed me the thong she had on. It got me very excited and she said she wore it turn me on. Even with this incredible. ” I nearly choked on my food. I was sort of expecting this to happen but my aunt Debbie and Uncle Robert have always fought. They got a divorce when I was still a kid but they rekindled their relationship for their two kids. I guess now they couldn’t stand each other anymore. If there was a pool going I would put my money down for six months before they got back together again. I spoke, “How is Neil and Moira handling everything?” My mom spoke now, “Well that’s what we want to talk to you. "I'm so embarrassed, but I don't even know your name" I said as he led me to the family room. "It's Conrad, and yours is" he answered, "Richard" I replied. "Can I make you a drink?" he asked. "Rum and Coke" I said. As he made our drinks he said "I have a present for you and special request, down the hall, the second door on the left". I went down the hall, it was obviously the guest bedroom, on the bed was a large box from Kohls, opening the box there was a note on top of the tissue paper, "I.