The oriental girl that had rings like I did was wearing silver. The other girls were wearing red, blue, white, black and orange. We were taken up stai...s to a huge room that looked like a hotel suite. There was a King size four poster bed against the far wall. A Jacuzzi big enough for close to 12 people to the right with a raised dais to the left having a couch and several reclining chairs around it. There were two men sitting around the dais and another four standing. The man sitting wearing. Cowering from the glare she heard, as she had done thirty years before, the unmistakable clacking of a North Castle wardress' heavy boots on cobblestones."Fell down the stairs?" a callous voice enquired, accompanied by a jangling of keys. Miss Harper had descended from her room to welcome her. "Ma'am?" she added as an afterthought, after a suitable pause."I am fine, thank you," the Governess whispered."I'm your instructions from Her Ladyship," Miss Harper whispered with a cackle. "Please don't. I woke up with a note taped to my arm that said, “Fuck you, don’t come back.” Then I arranged for an Uber driver and came home. You know the rest.”Reina sat quietly, trying to decide whether to be mad that he had gone home with some other woman, or grateful that he was so drunk that his dick didn’t work.Reina finally spoke, “Is there any part of that story that you want to change? If so, you get one chance, Chad, one!”“One thing,” he said, “I think it was a Lyft driver, not an Uber.”Reina. Todd went in for his first attack.- Are you more of a Steven King kinda girl or is Fifty Shades as dark as you can go? -This was easily Todd’s worst and best pickup line he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his first pickup line of all time. He had always been with Kelly, or not been interested in girls at all because he was too young then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with various guys for her first year away.