As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. I... seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are. Before he could get his hand back on the toy or on me, for that matter, I pushed out the dildo, which fell to the floor and bounced around leaving a snail trail behind it as it crawled to a stop. When I turned, there was the man I was leery about with the odd, lurching walk. "You on coagain!!!" he demanded. "Why you leave couch cause I'm not done?!! I show you where my penis like to go next and then you get to see the Rise Skellamins." This was a reference I hadn't ever heard till now. Rise. He smiled and stood up; fell against the chair with his arms supporting himself on the headrest. His cock was now pointing at my face. I craned forward and engulfed the head within my lips feeling that hard but soft head against my tongue. He began to thrust gently into my mouth, face fucking me. I licked the underside with every thrust. My hands squeezed and tugged at his balls urging him to cum. Suddenly he tensed and I knew he was about to.He stopped moving his cock completely and just let. She knew she should notbe late. The outfit had a frilly maid's dress and a black bra, garterbelt and stockings. There were no panties. Crissy thought this must havebeen an oversight, so she put on her black lace panties from the nightbefore. She strapped on her shoes, which had much spikier heels than theones from the night before. Walking was wobbly and slow. She made her waydownstairs and found the Mistress sitting at the table. "Have a seat, Crissy. I hope you slept well. Actually, before.