FUckin' heat!By the time I get to work, the car's radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking fuckin' wet and I smell like baked cat!November 9Tr...ed to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in the ol' car. I thought my fuckin' arse was on fire. I lost two layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and my fuckin' arse. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat!November 10Weather report! It might as well be a fuckin'. Checking the time on her watch, she tore open the box. At the top of the pile was a plastic bag from a well-known expensive clothing store. Opening it, Jessica sighed with relief as she unfolded a stylish black calf-length skirt that matched her long suit jacket nicely. The garment was obviously added to the package after the fact, as Eros never carried anything so modest.Undoing the buckles on her skirt, she began to look at the rest of the garments in the box. A silvery rubber overbust. Of all the mistakes I’d made in my relationship with Kara, including cheating on Kara with Becky, this was shaping up to be the biggest one.“I’m sorry,” I said.“Will you make love with me? Please?” Kara asked.“Of course. Should we go upstairs or do you want to go to the Spencers’?”“Not in my bed,” she said, a tear running down her cheek.It just got better and better, I thought sarcastically. I wished that Kara didn’t have to work Monday through Wednesday so we could be together, but she did.. As I had confidently expected I duly passed my test first time and the following weekend Joe took me to the garage where He bought his cars and where he had placed the order for the vans for the new cleaning business. They gave us a good deal on a second hand BMW version of the mini. It was a top of the range spec with alloy wheels, sat nav, and cruise control. Its sound system enabled you to play your i pod and came with heated front seats. With only twenty five thousand miles on the clock I.