Ishaan: Ohhh, sorry ma’am. Actually, you are looking sizzling hot and beautiful. You have grace on your face today wearing a yellow saree.Mami: Hmmm...�� Not enough. Say something more.Ishaan: I feel that by wearing this saree you are making it more beautiful and your figure is just too hot for anyone.Mami: Am I looking hotter than the one in the song?I turned myself towards the TV and said –Ishaan: No.Mami was shocked to hear this.Ishaan: You are way hotter than her and dominating. I can feel your. Par main gift nahi lungi.”Aur uske baad mummy ne kuch nahi bola.Bhaiya kuch der shock mein in sab baaton ko sun ke khade the. Fir woh bhi jaate time. Gift packet ko dining table pe hi rakh ke gaye. Is umeed mein ki mummy baad mein gift rakh lengi.Jab waps. Kl yaani friday ko. pani sprinkling ke liye aaye tab bhi mummy unse baat nahi kar rahi thi.Aur jab lunch pe aaye tab bhaiya ko ye dekh ke bura laga ke. Unka diya hua gift abhi bhi waise hi. Same condition mein. Dining table pe rakha hi hua. Early the next day, I went to investigate the lonely officer's wife, wondering if anyone else was fighting the kind of war I was, from bed to bed. A tavern keeper in the center of town, a man I knew reasonably well and trusted, told me that the woman's maid servant was a regular customer and that she was purchasing four or five bottle of gin each week, paying in military script. His wife, overhearing our conversation, assured me that it was not the bond servant nor her master, the "haughty. I’ve heard him tell someone, maybe himself that he eats the fish for sexual stamina.As if any woman would go anywhere near him without some kind of massive paycheck in hand.And a gas mask.I swear, I think I’m developing a tic. Every time he pops another tin of fish, I can feel my left eye twitch. And the odor of the awful stuff gives me the dry heaves. I hope I can stop it before it’s permanent.One more day, I tell myself.It’s mid morning when I hear him and the Ass from IT talking in the.