"We stare at each other, then the bear does the most amazing thing...Present – Stacy – In the woodsI can't believe it, the bear stands up on his h...nd feet and salutes Ben. Ben returns the salute and the bear then pats it's stomach. Ben questions, "Stacy do we have any more food?"I reply, "Hell yes I figured the eggs would go bad so I cooked up enough damn food to feed an army."Ben asks, "Get a good sized plate ready for me."I begin to get it ready and question, "Are you really sure about this,. She snatches her hand out quickly while also snatching her skirt from the man’s grasp. “I don’t know how that could have possibly happened,” she announces.The man knows. He was her age once with two sisters. The always did little stunts like that. Add that to the amusement in her voice, he knows. Instead he says, “Don’t worry about it. No one is going to notice, except me. You looked spectacular.”The girl casts him a dirty look, as dirty of one as she can while not really being angry at him.. And the point is: I was severely outmatched in a fight.To his credit, Jaron didn't beat me up. He kept his roommate out of the fight, and more or less did his best to ensure that I wasn't TOO badly hurt. He kept trying to apologize, explaining, "She told me you approved" while I vehemently spat profanities at him. Feeling bad, I think he even let me get in a solid punch or two.Ultimately, I ended up facedown on the floor with Jaron's knee in my back and my arm twisted behind me. He didn't try. No sense in trying to hide as I know he saw me in the house, so I decided just to go ahead and answer the door. Walking up to answer the door, I could see him through the window laughing to himself, and he kept turning back toward his work truck shaking his head in disbelief. I took a deep breath and opened the door and said quietly, "Can I help you?"He looked down at the ground while handing me his credentials card and said, "Good morning Sir, I am a sub-contractor for your local power company.