What’s so unusual about that?”“Well, guys outnumber girls here by like two to one. And most were trying to flirt with you. I thought they were j...king, or exaggerating. But they do treat you kind of like a rock star. If you had wanted, you could have probably bedded a quarter of them by barely trying. And you barely noticed!”I looked at her, dumbstruck. “How would you know that?” I asked.She laughed and kissed me. “Oh, it’s obvious. Look how many had hard nipples, or leaned forward as they. My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.Every morning is. Mera bhai bhi use janta tha to hum sab baith kar baate kar rahe the. Thodi der baad meri beti school se aa gayi to mai use khana dene chali gayi or shivani or mera bhai baith kar baate kar rahe the.Thodi der baad maine bhi unhe join kar liya. Humari baate karte karte sham ho gayi or mere pati ke aane ka time bhi ho gaya tha. Shivani kuch din humare sath hi rukne wali thi. Mera bhai usi din wapas jaane wala tha but beti ki jid ke karan wo ruk gaya usdin. Thodi der baad mere pati bhi ghar aa gaye. ” He said. “In fact it would be a pleasure.” He added looking me in the eye. I may have been new at all this but I knew an opportunist when I saw one. I suddenly felt a surge of excitement. “It.....it’s not putting you out of your way is it?” He smiled again. “As I said, it would be a pleasure. A great pleasure in fact.” Five minutes later I was getting back in my car and he was in his van ready to follow me home. Mark: It was lunchtime when I had finished my meeting and I decided to call.