Cheeky fucker. My cock's deflated a bit but my bell-end is still drooling and the stain at my crotch has gotta be obvious. " Mate, looks like you've p...ssed your shorts ". I just shrug and mutter " What can I tell ya, but it ain't piss " The lad throws his head back and laughs, " Having a sly tug were ya,dirty sod " Well I'm thinking it's not bothering him, he's not gonna freak out or give me a slap. " Gotta have a slash meself, ya don't mind if I flop it out here do ya? " Oh fuck, NO, I do not. Why, I couldn't run this farm without your mother's help." Thank you, dear," his mother said, flashing her husband a smile as shepoured a little more hot water into Henry's bowl of oatmeal. "Whatabout that nice Hahn girl? She's a little plain, but she's from a goodfamily." Mom, please!" Henry said, waving her away from his bowl."Don't take that tone with your mother," his father said sternly. "Youcould do a lot worse. Gunther Hahn has three acres of prime radishgrowing land and you know. I started my lecture. "Karl, do you remember that phrase the British use, one off?" He said, "I've heard it, but what does that have to do with you and me?" This was it, the final conversation on the subject. I spoke lovingly, but firmly and plainly about our life. "It's not about you and me. It is about you, me and Rex. The expression one off is used when a Brit talks about something that happens just once, like hitting the lottery or going on a round-the-world cruise or having an. .chodta hai..re…aisa maja to pehli raat ko bhi nahi aaya.saroj boli,kusum teri choot ka to aaj bhosra banega…kyo ki teri choot kafi….tang(narrow) hai…….tera kya hoga re kusum…me to phir bhi jhel gayi…….K:Saali to choosna choregi to isme land jayega…….aur saroj khalas ho gayi………..lekin mera land…dusre round ke liye ready tha…..kusum teri to chandi hi chandi hai…..jab man ho jab chudwana…….kusum boli aisi koi baat nahi hai…..jab tera man ho..jab bula lene…tu kya kam majedar hai……..aur mera land.