For his brother-in-laws birthday, he filled up his car with Styrofoam peanuts and replaced his license plate frame with one that said, ‘My other rid... is a porn star.’ Needless to say, Bob’s sister had a few choice words for him. Bob went home that day and pulled his tux out of the closet to try it on. To his surprise, it fit, although a bit snug in the waist. He had two weeks left before the party, so he re-started his workouts, albeit a bit slower than before. He took his dogs on longer walks. I got it. They left before I even got up. Oh, yeah, that early meeting.I wasn't worth much at work. I don't know that anybody noticed, but I was distracted. When I got home, I decided to get some help."Hello?" Hi mom." Grace, it's nice to hear from you. What do you want? I can hear it in your voice." Well, I'm having a problem with Barry." What did you do?" Why do you always assume it's me?" I know you and I know Barry. What did you do?" He's treating me terribly. He tells me I'm a lousy cook.. What's the story with you? Twenty-six years old and single?" Twenty-six years old and widowed. Some similarities to your story. I wanted kids and she didn't. After two years of constantly bugging me –unsuccessfully – to get a vasectomy so she could go off the pill she up and left me. Told me to fuck off and die and went storming out of the house. She was so pissed at me that she wasn't paying attention and she ran a red light and got T-boned by a beer truck. Also a closed casket funeral." Why. Within moments they were both asleep. They had forgotten about the puppy sleeping downstairs. A few minutes after they fell asleep, the puppy made her way up the stairs and went to the big pillow bed in the corner where she could curl up and fall asleep as she watched over her family. During the night, Angel, the cat, came up the stairs and Precious started barking, which woke Jack."Precious, be quiet!" Jack said to her. The pup quieted down and just growled at Angel, who jumped up on the bed.