Mujhe maloom tha ki mare aaisa karne se woh garam hota hai par mujhe us baat ki koi chinta nahi thi balki mai to wohi chahati thi ki woh garam ho. Aur...ab to abdul ki himmat isse bhi jyada bhad jayegi kyonki ab woh kai baar bindhast meri mammo ulte haath se dabata bhi tha doodh ka bartan date waqt.par maine kuch jyada nahi soocha uske is harkat ka,aur to aur mujhe bhi uski yeh harkat acchi lagti thi.hamara yeh khel ab kariban haar din subah chalta tha.jab mai aadhi nangi jati thi doodh lane tab. The wife says that she will find a 20 year old stud to take care of her. The husband starts laughing at her saying what will you do with a 20 year old man? She replies, “It’s simple mathematics. 20 goes into 60 more times then 60 goes into 20!!!A Favor Request from jadams‎Hello everyone. I need a favor.A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $2,500 for each ticket, but didn’t realize when he bought them last year, that it was going to be the same day as his. I suspect threatening to take Amy was a bluff - they were turned on by making her give in and do it of her "own free will". And b) She made the choice to protect Amy. I will always have a special love for Cindi for protecting my Amy like that, but it was not Amy's fault. She had nothing to do with it.My problem now was what to do about the whole situation. Obviously I felt we should go to the boys' parents and the police, but I felt that had to wait, since my wife was out of town (again!). God,. Tammy, you have any questions for this young man?”“You ever ride a mechanical bull?” she asked me.“No, ma’am. I never have.” I knew where she was going with the question. “I’ve ridden ten-foot waves but Tina is kind of like North Shore.”“North Shore?”“North Shore of Hawaii, ma’am. They have thirty-foot waves. Way out of my league.”“Probably like a mechanical bull, tough to hang on. Good luck, sweetheart.”“Thanks Mom,” Tina said. “I don’t think he scares easy.”Sonny laughed. “Dating you, that’s.