I stood there with my mouth hanging open until his mother's conversation finally penetrated into my brain. "Water main? And you're just now telling me... No, no, I'm sure he'll be getting back home any time now."Oh shit! I was in for it now... I turned and half-tiptoed half-scampered down the hall, swinging around the corner at the landing and almost falling down the stairs in my rush to get back to the kitchen. I must have set the world's record for fixing a sandwich so it would look like I'd. I kicked off."I consider the core group of Phil, Ben, Isabel, Beth, Dick, Teri and Yvonne as Elders in our fellowship. I'll say that to the ladies when they return – no offence, Dennis, but you'll need to be with us longer."He smiled. "No problem. I'm not sure I want the responsibility anyway." Speaking of responsibility," I went on, "I want each of you to think about whether you want that role or not. Ben, Phil, you've been ringing round the others about the possible purchase?" Yes," Phil. Just try to get your ass back as soon as you can. I need you here!" urged Marge as she terminated the call.I checked out of the motel and pointed my car toward route 81 north. As I drove, I tried making some phone calls to determine what was going on at home. My wife and sister-in-law didn't answer their cells. My wife's parents professed no knowledge other than that my wife and their other son-in-law were both in the hospital. Both my kids were living in the Washington DC area and wouldn't. They were our cousins, Aunt Marie's two girls."Oh, they're gone. There's just the three of us."You know now that my total focus turned to sex, right? I'm a fifteen-year old guy."So, you want me to do it like I did last time, with my tongue?" I thought we could do it like sixty-nine, one on top of the other. You know about that?" my sister asked."I've heard guys talking about it. It's just one gets over the other, right?"She wasted no time crawling up over me and sliding her lips down over me as.