The kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please. I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes.”I’m going to retire and live off of my...savings. Not sure what I’ll do the second week.Even duct tape can’t fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.This item is compliments of an Anonymous donor:A man was sitting on a blanket at. One of my mates Kevin hooked up with Kaylene which often had people mixed up as to who was going with who as he was slightly taller than Kayner and I was slightly taller than Kaylene and all four of us spent every spare minute together.Auntie Chez had lost her husband a year or two before and was not in the market for a boyfriend even though she was in her mid twenties only a few years older than the rest of us, we often spent the night there in the two single beds in Kayner’s room listening to. No one COULD wed, all the men and women in the city who were unmatched were too closely related to one another. The Star Gods would smite the city with skyfire if they sanctioned such unions! Even before that things has grown dire. The number of children who had not been born with the blood taint in the past fifty years was too small to replace those who would die in the next fifty years... Many whispered that the "Years of Slow Death" had begun for Blushing, as it had for so many other cities. Woh rickshay ki taraf badhi hi thi ki mein turant uske paas pahunch gaya. “oh to aap roz 8 baje hi aati hain” maine kaha. Usne kaha “roz nahin…kabhi nau bhi baj jate hain”. Maine poochha “aaj meri car mein chalein ?”. Usne bhi shararat se sawal ke badle sawal kiya “kyon rickshaw mein achchha nahin lagta kya ?” is par mein bas muskura diya aur phir request ki. Hum parking ki taraf mud gaye aur thodi hi der mein hum sadak par the. Car mein…. Maine car residential area ki taraf lene ki jagah.