While the banker deposited the cash that Laura had counted out, she pointed out where the safety deposit boxes were located. "The savings book is in t...e box," she confided."I'm such a shit!" she screamed when we were back in the car, "such a selfish shit!" I knew that she was berating herself for never having asked when my birthday was. She still thought of me as being a teenager."Why did you do that?" I asked, referring to the joint checking account she had just opened. I had not delivered the. Oh, my, take a breath dear, you almost choked. Yes, I wasmale, hun. Well thank you for the compliment. So, do you want me tocontinue?Ok dear, so there I was, hopelessly in love with another man. He camenear me, took my glass away, and I could not stop trembling. He leanedin close, and I think I would have died and gone to heaven if he hadkissed me. But he asked me what I was thinking instead. How could I nottell him? I told him everything, and at the end I was crying, thinkinghe was going to. Aaaahhh! Oh! Mere pyare dost bahut maja aa raha hai…. Tum mujhe pagal bana diya hai.. maine uski chut ke ander tak apni jeeb ko gusa diya aur chatte hue uske dane ko apne danto mai daba raha tha.. aur uske dane ko apne dant ke beech mai pakad kar deere deere uske rub kar raha tha. Jaise choti choti bites kar raha tha.. vo joor joor se chilane lagi.. uske mera chut chatne mai bahut maja aane laga.. aur apne sharer ko jor se akadne lagi.. aur apni tango ko kasne lagi.. mere sir ko usne kaske. He’d smoked 2 joints and downed 4 beers. He didn’t care if his mother ragged on his ass on Sunday. He intended to have a really fun weekend.“Are you okay?” Connor asked.Ryan sighed. “You sure we’ll get paid for this, dude?”Connor stopped recording. “He already gave us $1500. He paid for the dildos and both these cameras. He paid for the Heineken we got in the refrigerator, and the ounce of dope on the bed over there.” Both looked at the stash longingly. “He promised $3000 for this video, sight.