" Tiffani held her handin a cup."His *balls*?" Angela was never the one for subtlety."Angela!" Tiffani protested. "But yes. With my mouth. I hum. and ...h man,when I do..." I know, they love that, don't they? And then you start humming, one guyI did that to and he just started spurting everywhere. This fountain ofsperm, like, all over! Ruined my hair, I had to go to the salon the nextday, and the ladies were, like, what's this gunk in your hair? 'Ewww!' " Tell me about it! Ben is so... well you. I became convinced that I had to tell you everything. That was going to happen the night that you told me you knew. I had planned to explain everything and beg for your forgiveness that night. Once you told me about the divorce, I knew I had lost you forever. I was so ashamed that I had to leave. I knew you couldn't stand to be around me, and that I would always be a disappointment to you. Can you ever forgive me, Bill?" I think I forgave you when you and I cuddled in this bed last night. You. I mean, everything I'm wearing is girl's clothesmommy."I see myself in the mirror for the first time since I was fully dressed."Holy smoke mom, I know you said I had a picture of a dog on my shirt butthis is too much. I can't wear this to school." I stare at my reflectionin the mirror and I see the shirt has a picture of a puppy with a pink bowin her hair and says dad's princess under it. "Mom this is totally agirl's shirt, I can't wear it to school, and it's the first day too."I stamp my foot. The one laid outon the bed. But keep this one on, it suits you." I look over to the bedand there's a plain chef's apron."I just didn't want you to get your clothes dirty, getting those stainsout is such a pain, and I figured you needed a win. I love the enthusiasmthough."UGH, she tricked me I thought to myself. Now she knows I'm willing towear this thing, she must know I'm feeling pretty desperate.I went back to the kitchen, and started prep.I worked quickly. I chopped the garlic, got the.