”It took me a second to realize the scale she was describing. “Holy shit, Heather, that’s like poster-sized!” Then I realized why it was espec...ally challenging. “Wait, you’d have to build the enlarger filter to be that big!”“So do you know any welders?”“Jeez, Heather ... That seems a bit much.”“Imagine looking into that, though!” she gushed, her voice soaring with pure excitement.“Yeah ... It would be amazing, but—How the heck do you even print photos at that size?”“You just move the enlarger. She turned around to face me, her cute face flushed and hair in a mess.Suddenly, she grabbed both of my hands in hers before putting her legs on my shoulder and arching backwards till her head was almost on the floor. Sort off like a cowgirl position but with the guy sitting upright. She started hammering my cock in this odd position. It felt weird and good, refreshing too being a new position to me. She was riding me like a rodeo cowboy till I almost came. I immediately shrugged her legs off. The Orrery is a device of my own invention, designed to provide a means of sexual stimulation at the same time as physical disorientation. It comprises a chair mounted, like the parts of an astronomical orrery, on rails and gimbals so that it and its occupant can be rotated through all three planes. The occupant is restrained by leather bands about the arms and legs, forehead and the waist unable to move except as the mechanism determines. There are clockwork devices fixed to allow penetration. Not care, walk away.” Or even better, just, “Pink or black?” That isn't even a question.Once that was all over you had to fill out a paper describing in great detail your dream new self, or simply marking the box, same as now, plus the, “Would you change anything?” Question. Finally they put that all in a little plastic box and said they would call you if any more was needed and send you updates every year on their progress.Six months later they company went bankrupt and became a funny joke.10.