..”“I couldn’t’ve gotten a two thousandths’ feeler gauge between the two of you. Can you even SPELL ‘obvious’?” Terri tittered.“You ...��n’ Derek?” I queried.“Oh, big time,” Terri laughed. She rasped her voice to imitate Derek. “Oooo. You’re, like, HERMIONE GRANGER!!!! And I’m in LOVE!!!”“Seriously, Rache?” I snickered.“It’s MUCH more than a pure physical thing,” Rachel defended. “I dunno. We, just ... I can’t explain. Maybe Little Miss ‘Jerry’s the ONE!’ can do better...”I flicked my eyes toward. He stood naked at the foot of the bed. His hairless crotch featured a long, stiff dick in the glow of the candles. “Come fuck me, bitch.” It was still the dirty-word-game. “No, you fuck me, cocksucker…” she replied, catching on instantly, as most women do. “You’re the cocksucker,” he replied. “Yeah, I’ve seen you suck James’ cock,” she said. “And I’ve seen you suck off Kelly AND her girlfriend, and James, too.” Mary let him win – “Okay, you win. James and Terri and Kelly have been in my cunt. But that did not mean I refused when I was asked to find the strippers for the bachelorette parties. Unfortunately, I had never been to a strip club and had absolutely no idea how to go about hiring a stripper. Fortunately, you can now find anything you desire with a few clicks of a button. Thank god for the internet. I quickly came across a website that specialized in bachelorette parties. Each stripper had her own profile with pictures and a list of special skills. There were almost a hundred. Tim is out of town and I'm here alone with a house full of broken stuff." Hi Gloria. How are you doing? You look quite lovely. Show me what's going on here."I took Tony to the sink and showed him that it was clogged. We walked to the bathroom and I showed him that it was flooded. Then we walked into the laundry room and I told him that the drier was not heating the clothes."Okay Gloria, I see all the problems. I'll work on the bathroom first." I'm in the kitchen if you need me."While Tony was.