“How time flies.” Mike said, “So what can I do for you?”“Well,” I said, “I bought this bikini and it just won’t stay where it’s supp...sed to and Beth at the farm suggested that I paint a bikini on me. She said that you might have some body paint that I could use.”“You want to paint a bikini on and go to the school Leaver’s Ball on Friday? That would never have happened when I was your age. Let me think, come with me.”The 3 of us followed Mike into his garage which looked like it hadn’t had a car. A liberal is someone who wants you to think like them.A conservative is someone who just wants you to think.A man went to the local church and asked to Join. The preacher said “Ok, but you have to pass a small bible test first. The first question is ‘Where was Jesus born?’”The man answered “Longview”.The preacher said “Sorry ... you can’t join our church.”Soooooo ... he went to another church and asked to join. The preacher said “We would love to have you but you have to pass a bible test. BLS had been less than half our size, and integrating and converting their customers had taken longer than we’d planned, and we’d run into some hiccups along the way. Doing the same with Lone Star would be even more challenging, and we’d likely have to run the two organizations in parallel for a long time.“What the heck was that about?” Penny asked, interrupting my thoughts.“I’m not totally sure,” I said. “I think Dante is playing more games. Keep it to yourself, please, until I decide what to. Normally if I was going to come over she would leave the door unlocked and I would just come in, if she had gone to bed I would lock the door and go up and climb in bed. If she was asleep I would wake her up by diving between her legs and start munching her sweet pussy. We would go from there with me staying until the next morning. If her daughter was home I would knock and wait to come in. Normally I would just hang out and after her daughter went to bed we would have sex as quietly as.