"Sorry to bother you." I offered my hand. "My name is Luke Anderson." Sorry you had to be caught here, Luke." she answered. "This is lightning alley a...d that line gets hit purt'near every time we get a bad storm. I'm Rhonda Sue Johnson."She was still grasping my hand but released it as I began to feel a little unnerved."err ... could I speak to your dad or mom?" Dad's away on business and Mom is visiting her sister in Ames." She smiled a little and gave me an up and down once-over. "So ... I. Kay began,” Miss Carson, I’m done typing that…“”Shut up and drop to your knees old bitch”, commanded Brenda. She made frail Kay crawl over to her desk on all fours, then Brenda got up and sat right on Kay’s skinny back! Well as you would imagine Brenda’s huge ass collapsed Kay to the ground after a few seconds. What a contrast between Brenda’s giant round 46 inch butt pinning the elderly hips, which at this point were mostly skin and bone and no ass cheek left. Kay nearly passed out. “Stop. She drilled a little hole in the back, then four smaller holes a few inches up equally spaced. She threaded a coil through the center and wired it in place, then glued on a handle. When she plugged in the box it was connected to and waved that dish around the browned grass blackened and started to smoke. She smiled and switched it off."What's that? Halloween party favor?" Nope. burglar alarm. When they scream, we wake up." She put it on a motion detector circuit in her mud room.Brr. Cold woman.. ”“If I were your husband I would watch over you much more carefully,” I added, pushing the envelope a little. “Your husband is lucky to have such an attractive wife. You could be a movie star.”Given that she smiled and didn’t bat an eye in embarrassment, I smiled back, took another sip of my latte, and visually preened over her white stocking legs for over 30 seconds, making no effort to disguise my line of sight.C3“Show me a picture of your husband.” “Why?”“I’m just curious.” Reaching over my.