I think he mentioned two hundred pounds. At the time I didn’t know what a pound was and so I shrugged my shoulders and nodded enthusiastically. At s...venteen years of age my education was simple, do my chores and watch my dad work so that I could learn from him. The latter was now out of the question and the former had fallen by the wayside; at least for the moment. Though I am sure my Aunt will fill my days with work for me to carry out.I expected Aunt Bessie to live a simple life, just like I. “I’m an outlander half-orc, Judith. I’m never coming back...” I smiled at her. “And I’ve lived long enough and seen enough wealthy men to know that they always have a mistress here and there.”“Well, of course he has a mistress!” Judith said. “B-But he’s a man.”I grinned at her. “I think a woman should have just as much a right to sleeping around as a man. Which, I believe, makes me the most slack-handed, poorly argued, self centered egalitarian the world has ever seen.”Judith slapped at my. I grabbed Elsie's hand and pulled her along. Then, one of the fireworks misfired spectacularly, setting off a good portion of their inventory in a huge explosion. Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a hospital back in Louisiana, recovering from burns suffered as a result of a fireworks display gone awry. I was thirteen years old, and it was the year 1967." Damn, George," I chuckled. "And I thought my life was far removed from the norm."George laughed amiably at my remark, and then became. "How do we start stealing clients from Avery and Avery?" Just let people know the Avery with tits has opened an office and see what happens, I think," was my reply."Well you do that, and I will call the people I know in the system, and try to drum up business that way. If I understand you, we want people who need us more than they need the public defender," he suggested."Yes a guy with six felony convictions is just as well off with the public defender. We can help the guy with no pull but a.