He mounted the podium without as much as a glance to his avid audience.The PA boomed out 'Rule Britannia', and Bowen closed his eyes briefly to listen...to the climatic verses rip from the throats of the subjugated."Britons never, ever, ever - shall be slaves!"Bowen grinned at the irony, and then opened his eyes to take in the multitude."We, my friends are the new future of this once great Country, and soon, very soon our empire will be re-established!"Echo's of Nuremburg rang around the silent. It was noon when the phone rang and her sweet voice woke me up from bed. "Did you have fun last night, I really like the perfume but I am hiding it from my husband, it will be our little secret." I smiled and then heard foot steps on the other end and she "sighed." I said "I really need to know your measurements."She said "I have never measured my self and I've grown since my wedding night." I said "you've grown in all the right places." She said "tonight come over at 8pm and bring $250 and I. "It's not a charging steed or a shining suit of armor, but I do have this." Ryan, smiling, held up his cell phone."My hero," she replied, smiling as he dialed the office number.Ms Rhodes answered the phone with a curt, "Broadway Posters, how may I help you?" Hi Ms Rhodes it's Ryan," he said. "We seem to have gotten stuck up here in the storeroom." What? That's not funny Ryan," she replied."No Ma'am it's not. Could you come up and let us out, the knob just spins from this side." I'll be right. I’m fully prepared to believe they have some nasty marketing tricks up their sleeves, but they’ve been making baby food for ages and if they were stone cold murderers we’d have known by now. An offshoot of this debate in the world of grownups is a mistrust against canned vegetables: no, they’re not inferior. Most canned food is processed hours after harvesting, locking in all the nutrients, whereas your beans or lettuce might have spent a full week decomposing in various cooling cells until.