Are you going to show me or am I going to call you ‘chicken’?”“I cant Billie, you don’t understand, I’ll show you, but not here we’ll be...seen. Besides I’m not normal.”“Now you are going to tell me that you are hung like a horse, right?”“Yes.”“Liar”“I’m not lying Billie, there is just no way to show you now.”“Do you know how to eat pussy,” she whispered.“Yes, as a matter of fact I’m an expert,” I whispered back.“Rick, you are so funny.”“Do you know how to suck dicks?” I countered.“I’ve never. Any railroad has passenger service ... in 1928. The problem is, there's NO direct connection between Ludington and Lansing.While I was questioning my pondering, the ship to shore radio spoke. It's 1928 ... there aren't ship to shore radios. The boat radio has been on once just to check and all that happened was static ... and not very good static. Now it's working but it's not been powered up. The Power light isn't even on. Amazing, a frequency never used, over a radio never on, with a voice. .. ?" New collar rig? Fair bit of money. Its a complicated job, swapping the collar set. It all depends on exactly what you want. Even if I am a bit of an expert, it'll still take me at least an hour. Plus, well, see the Parkinson set, here, it's the least that would do what you want, and even that costs one seventy-eight, retail. You're looking at over two hundred all in."So much for that idea then. "I'll just take the riding crop," I sighed.Mr. Weller saw my face and shook his head. "Look,. But, do you know how I like mine?” He looked blankly at me. He really didn't have a clue about my wants or needs. I don't think he ever did. "I think we'll watch a film first and I'll have a drink while it's starting." "Come on, Andrea," he pleaded as I fed a DVD into the player, "let's talk about it. We can work something out." "There's nothing to work out. I've got a couple of people coming round and we're going to have a bit of fun while you watch us." I wasn't sure whether he heard me.