So I gets up there and I'm dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me you see and Tommy the groom didn't take kindly to that."So Tommy walks up...and kicks her right in the pussy!!!" Right in the pussy?" The judge cringes as he says, "That must have hurt."Johnny says, "Hurt!!?? Broke three of me fingers!!!"You're An EXTREME Redneck When...1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.2 The Black Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how. ?Sandra and Ken then sat down with Kristy, at a small card table, todiscuss how long she would like to remain with them.? Ken removed her bit for the discussion, andKristy felt obliged to tell them how proud she was that they had bought her,especially after all Sandra had done during her training to help her.? Kristy told them that she would like theopportunity to begin her own small ponygirl business, and both Ken and Sandrasaid they could help Kristy do this, if she would agree to serve them. Careful to look out for any further traps, Lara descended down the stairs, one hand on her hip, close to one of her holstered pistols, and the other ready to be used to brace herself against the wall so she could leap off the stairs in case they should dematerialize and be replaced by a spear pit or some silly nonsense like that.Reaching the foot of the stairs, Lara advanced cautiously towards the plinth, her gaze never ceasing to shift from the floor in front of her feet, the waiting plinth. ”Pam had her ear next to Jack’s mouth. When her hand rested on his shoulder, she felt the strange energy again; just like in the ‘dream.’“Did you have fun, baby-girl? Why did you keep me locked up for so long? I missed your sexy body. We need to talk. And I think you know why.”“Okay, Daddy,” Pam said. All those repressed memories came flooding back. Her soaked panties spoke volumes; she knew what He meant and precisely why. Daddy was back! "I forgot how tight your ass was," Daddy whispered. “I.