Then I pretend to get sick and run into the bathroom, then after making sound like I was throwing up I would leave. After the guys left I'd go back an... bust my brother then I'd give him hell.The night of Rob's bachelor party I showed up to Tim's apartment in disguise. Neither my brother nor my cousin had seen me since I had dyed my hair platinum blond, so blond it was almost white. Plus I never hung out with Tim or his friends so I felt pretty safe. I also wore a lot of make-up, much more than. "Is he ... is he really that big?" Betty implored. "Big enough to make you limp after you do it with him?" I ... I don't know how to answer that," Cindy replied"Well ... I mean ... compared to other guys," Betty urged. "Among all the guys you've had, how did he rate?" Other guys?" Cindy asked meekly."OH! MY! GOD! He was your first, wasn't he!?" Betty screamed accusingly. "You gave the old perv your cherry, didn't you? You gave the fucking old man your virgin cunt, didn't you!?" I ... um...". ? Just after theholiday break things really went south between me and ?the asshole? and we stoppedseeing each other for several weeks (very sad that I wasn?t smart enough tomaintain that distance, but that?s another story in and of itself).? I got a call late one night in February,really late, it woke me up around 12:30 or so I guess.? It was Ellen, shewas hysterical.? She and ?Art guy? hadhad a huge fight and he slapped her and they broke up.? She was just a mess, so being the good friend? and. Inside the thirty, I'm golden."I swallow hard and think fast. How bad do I want ta win this game.Damn bad."Ok, I'm gonna get you inside the forty." I pause and take a breath, "You make that kick, an' my ass is yours." What?" We win this an' you can fuck me." You get me inside the 30, I'll bring the lube and you can fuck me." He puts his arm out an' I meet it - more than a shake, less than a hug. I run back out on the field.I have one minute and 35 second to get Faroud twenty yards down field. I.