.. but I have people on call." We've heard that one before ... call them." Junior?" Good lord, there's two of them!" exclaimed one."We weren't informe... about twins," said the other. Addressing the new arrival, she said, "What is your relationship with Wendolyn?" Grandmother," said Junior."Sister, you mean." Nope, grandmother, I'm 64 years old." I don't know what you're trying to pull, young lady, but the Department of Human Services has information to the contrary." Wendy?" Good God!. Randy called his mom on his cell phone and she agreed that they could use it on Friday night.As Jim and Stacy left the lunch room she told him what Mr Hardon had told her at the end of class. He told her that Mrs Jones had told him as well. I just know he is going to try to make us do something with each other. He can’t make us do anything we don’t want to do can he. I bet he will try. Yah you are probably right. After another erotic history lesson they headed for their last class of the day.. ? ?Yesterday it was? ?sautéed rubber.?” She laughed again.? ?Then she looked worried.? “?You are k**ding,? ?right??” “Well,? ?the only way to find out is to have lunch with me tomorrow.?” “I can’t? ?see any harm in that,?” ?she agreed,? ?which was an error.? ?We had five more or less normal lunches together.? ?I finally figured out her shoe size and the next day I asked her to go shoe shopping with me.? ?My younger sister was just going off to college,? ?and I pleaded desperately for her. I felt very underdressed in my jeans and t-shirt. Dad appeared dressed in a suit and tie."Hey," he said looking surprised but also looking glad."The girls are in the living room," Mom said.The house layout was the mirror image of mine so I knew where to go. Mom and Dad followed me."Okay, honey," said Dad. "We'll be home late. No later than eleven."Mom added, "Call me if you aren't sure whether you should call." She held up her cell."I know," said Courtney."Keep having a fun birthday," said.