Then, upon glancing at my desk calendar at home, she had pleasantly discovered that I had scrawled "Beaver Hunt" for this weekend's fishing trip with ...y friends.Over dinner, I tried to reason with her and my wife. "But, honey, wouldn't you rather be with girls your own age instead of a bunch of flabby old men who probably drink too much?"My wife was no help. "This might be a good opportunity for just the two of you to get away and talk before she goes off to college. Think of it as make-up time. They seemed like they were sincere. He wouldhave to think about it. When he got back to his car he received a callfrom his agent. "You're going to love this viral video of you picking upyour bra and finding out it was the wrong size. I'm texting you thelink." The link was to the scene of him getting the bra just twentyminutes ago. Apparently, the whole nation was waiting for Cary to arriveat the department store to fetch his bra."What do you want me to say? This day has been unbelievably awful.. Chris: "brittany you know this is going to hurt for a minute right?brittany: " yes i know my mom told me that if a guy fucks me, i will bleed a little and it will hurtand with that I pound into her, most people say to slowly break her hymen but i was thinking its like a bandage, rip it off fast and get it over withBrittany: owww!!!!!! god dammit! did you really have to go in so fast??!??!Chris: "I'm sorry, i just thought you would want to get it over with, god your so tight!! a few minutes. "I guess I'm going on a play date whether I want to or not?After Lynn hung up, she said, with a big smile on her face, "Okay Jilly,let's finish lunch and then I can get you ready to go visit Lisa. Lynnsaid I think we should play it safe and you should wear that panty girdle.Plus, the gridle helps hide what's down there, if you know what I mean.You may be sitting on the floor and if you don't sit right things mightshow."I really didn't care if I wore one or not, for some reason I was gettingused.