I'll be such a good masseuse. I'll eat all their pussies and lick their assholes.”Stefani grinned at me. “Oh, she's going to be perfect.”“Yep,...�� I said, my body trembling. “Oh, damn, I am just on fire. Let's switch places.”“But she's going to make me cum again,” Stefani moaned. “I'm pregnant. I need all the orgasms I can get.”“Then you can sit on my face while your mother eats me out,” I told her, licking my lips. “I'll give you all the cums you need.”“You are the fucking best,” she moaned. Then. ” I stopped. “What?” “You heard her,” Sharane added. “If your ATM don’t work, we’ll suck yo' dick anyways.” This was too good to be true. To suddenly be offered a free blowjob from two girls who depended on such acts for survival was something completely foreign to an unlucky, threesome-blowing guy like myself. Because I am a believer that free blowjobs exist, I accepted their proposition as we made our way down the escalator. The girls had a suspicious bounce in their step. “Oooh, you gettin’. Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?A: If you take away the legs and the breast you’re left with a. I finished putting on my lipstick and she raisedeyebrows at me."Wow you really do look pretty, did she do you makeup or did you?" sheasked starring at me."I did it all, I have been working on it for awhile. It has taken mealong time to come up with a look that I like. What's in the bag?" Iasked in return."Well you really did a good job; maybe this won't be as hard for you as Ithought. But we have to do something with your hair. This is what thebrush and hair gel in the bag is for," she said.