What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, in a pile of leaves? Rustle.What do you call a woman with a cheesy pelvic discharge? Candida.How does...a dog, with a cleft palate, let you know that the mailman is here? He goes, “Mark! Mark! Mark!”So, this guy goes to the talent agent, looking for his big break. He takes his dog, introducing him as a dog who can talk.The agent is skeptical, and wants to see the duo in action.The guy asks the dog, “What’s on the outside of a tree?”The dog answers,. I also got your check you sent me. Thanks and please don't tell anyone I did this for you. JackI don't know what makes me believe the old woman who sold me that ugly statue. But I did, and now I know the statue will be at the shop when Ken has his hair cut today. We shall see if the statue truly has nay power. Now we shall see what Ken has to say about his slut when he comes home. Ken, Part 2Damn, Kristy is so hot. She has a pink sweater that is stretched to near the breaking point by her. Mene apne kapde change kia aur bua ki wait kr rha tha aur phone me notifications dekh rha tha tabhi me porn dekhne lag gya 10 min bad bua aayi unone pink colour ka suit phn rakha tha. Unkw ane ke bad hamne khana khaya aur fir vo apne room me jakr soo gyi. Merko 4 bje tutn jana tha me 3:40 prr tutn chala gya but aaj mera man unhe chidne ka tha actually mera man to bhout dino se tha but moka nhi mila tha. Us din shyam ko jab me 6 bje sik vapas aya to bua ghr prr nhi thi ghumne gyi thi mene unke. "How's it going?"Someone had stepped inside. I forgot I had left the front door open. He was a very big man, somewhere around 6'2 wearing all leather. Quite intimidating actually but he was smiling and seemed friendly."You must be the new neighbor." He had a deep husky voice."Yeah, I started moving in today." My voice was much softer."That's quite a lot of stuff you got there." He said as he walked in and closed the door behind him. Red flags went up and I began to feel a bit nervous. I wasn't.