Randolf turns over, reluctant to be disturbed. In his mind, there is a vague idea that his PA can be left to answer the 'phone. But she does not answe... and the ringing keeps up.Suddenly, Randolf's sleeping brain computes. This is his private number. This is not anyone. This is important. Randolf has not been sleeping well for some time now. He's worried about the Corporation. A call at this time is bound to be bad news.Now pitched wide awake, he snatches the receiver."Randolf!" Good morning,. He lightly moaned as he instructed. “Oh yes deeper give me a deep tissue rub down.” My leverage was not great being positioned to his side so without thinking I swung my leg over his body and straddled him on the lounge chair. My package was resting on his lower back, I looked at it to see the oil and his sweat was being absorbed by my speedo. I poured more oil and moved my hands down his back to just above his briefs, as I did I positioned myself lower. My package was now digging into his. I raced to her and stared into her lifeless eyes until a concerned adult moved me to the side, because children shouldn't see this sort of thing.Helen added five trips back for me.My twelfth birthday took fourteen tries. I was deep into puberty by then, and a dozen naked dancing girls didn't seem too much. Not really. The knock on effects from that led to my first nuking.I might be a god, omnipotent and omnipresent and all that, but I was also a young boy. And young boys aren't universally. ??I’m sorry, Ms Hazel, is there a problem???We have so kindly offered to give our blessing to your new home, but apparently your wife feels she is too busy to accept.?I looked at Suzie who just shrugged in a way that clearly said, ?Whatever.??Well, Ms. Hazel I assure you we are not trying to be rude. We do have some plans for today; perhaps we could start over again another time.??Oh we will Dearie, we will, but it won’t be a blessing you receive. You mark my words your little Raife will pay.