16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t re...ember them either.18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.A Seniors DilemmaI went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the. The French doors behind Pete shattered, and there was a peppering of the wall and ceiling with birdshot as the whippet climbed from recoil. As for Pete, his mother couldn't have recognized him. A few of the BB's had caught him in the face, and that was enough. The bulk of the shot from the first shell had caught him in the gut, and he was ripped like a storm-caught sail all the way up his chest. Bones were shattered and sticking out, and blood was all over him and the carpet around him."Oh,. ”Noticing my prominent hard-on she added, “Um… I thinkit doesn’t.”I let my cock out of my boxers, and began jacking off infront of her matching her movements with my own. It wassuch a turn on, her watching me with eyes that seemed towant to devour it.I stood there jerking myself as she took her shirt andshorts off. I kept up the pace even when she got down onher knees and took over for me. She was jacking me offat full strength and I was too dumbfounded to react.. It only took seconds and both climaxed like firecrackers convulsing and screaming through their orgasms.I was hard as a rock and moved behind Alice and, as gently as I could, pushed my cock up her ass until it was buried balls deep in her ass. Monanue's hand made her very tight and Alice groaned some more as her backdoor was invaded. I began to fuck her ass and Monanue began to move her hand and it only took moments for Alice to orgasm again even harder. I eased out of her ass as she quieted..