..for a few millennia, until I could get back on my hooves. That's right, hooves. In case you hadn't guessed, I'm Pan. You know, the god of wine, wome..., and song, though not necessarily in that order. And men, too.For the record, ambrosia lets you age REALLY well. I'd tell you to try it, but we have enough immortals crowded in Olympus right now. Seriously, the place is so packed, we're scrunched in like a Picasso painting. Of course, I'm used to more open surroundings, so it's probably the. ’ ‘Okay, Fran. Thanks for calling.’ ‘No problem, Keri. If there’s anything I can do, let me know.’ ‘I’ll be fine, Fran. I’ve been dumped before.’ * * * * * The small plane landed smoothly in the cold and rain of Dayton. As it taxied to the appropriate terminal, Zeke glanced at the girl and she seemed to be most appreciative of the flights end. She gave him a wane smile and he could see her white knuckled hand holding onto the arm of her chair. ‘You can let go, now,’ he said quietly, looking at. .and some pain killers!" IbellowNothing happens and so I lay back down on the narrow bed and doze for awhile. I wake later and realise it is late in the day. There is a smallbarred window way out of reach in one wall and I can see, barely, thelast light of day. I hear a door open and then the click of heels. Whenthe fag boy maid comes into view I realise I am not in prison....well notpolice prison. She is carrying a tray on which there is a burger andchips. Without a word she puts the tray on. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.''I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.'Where's my toast?'An elderly couple.