Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of Miller Lite instead of one.Q: What’s the cure for marriage?A: Alcoholi...m.Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?A: Because it does not have to stop to change colorQ: How do you get a computer drunk?A: A Screenshot of Tequila.Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A:. I wanted to hump again so I looked for a good spot I dropped my pants again and I was hard in secons I squted down in front of a tree n push myself agenst it n started to fuck away it was feeling amazing n spotted another one so walked over to it with my pants still down I alway look around just to be shore before I start again it was all clear n started fucking this tree to but it wasn't as good as the last one, I looked up n seen a wooden fence by the path so went to that instead.Again just. When he got over his orgasm his mum pulled her fingers from his bum, this made him feel sad, but she told him not to worry she had not finished with him yet. She then lied back on the bed and told him to got on top of her, as he did she guided his cock into her soaking pussy, as Dan slipped his cock into a woman even if she was his mum for the first time it was the most wonderful feeling he had ever had and he acted like a pro slowly pushing his cock in then pulling out just to the tip of his. "Someone will come looking for us if we're gone too long."Mikey pulled Lauren to her feet and kissed her hard. He reached under her tennis skirt to feel the soaked fabric of her cotton panties. Then he pushed them aside and ran a finger between her lips. He found her clit and swirled his finger around it.Lauren jumped and then clamped her thighs around his hand. Mikey kept going, desperate to get her off as quickly as he could. Lauren started panting as Mikey pushed two fingers inside her. Then.