Lately, my time has been spent working on a few small presents I think you’ll like. When I get your text that you’re just out of town, I turn the...music on low and head upstairs to fix dinner. Just as I turn the heat down to simmer everything while the rice finishes cooking, I hear you pull into the driveway. As you walk up to the door, you can see me through the window, beaming from ear to ear that you’re finally here. I step through the kitchen, throw the door open, and sweep you into my arms. I reminded Josie that her parent's cabin and all the rest of the homestead still belonged to her. What did she want to do with it? The painfully collected and preserved food in the larder would just go bad sitting there, being of use to nobody. She wanted to salvage what we could. The problem was, there was no trail out there that was wide enough for a wagon. My solution was to borrow or buy as many barrels as I could find. I then peeled and split two trees that had fallen, each eight to twelve. I had no idea what kind of masturbation methods I preferred since I’d been doing sit ups to get me off for the past ten years. A dildo looked intimidating and I had no idea what to do with a silver egg. ‘I’ve never. .’ I trailed off. Twila had put her hand up to stop me. ‘You a virgin?’ This question didn’t surprise me. By now I was used to the inappropriate butting into my sexual life. ‘No. I’ve never had an orgasm and I want something that will do that.’ It just slid out of my mouth before. Sree-“Toh ye tumhara office ka bacha kaam hai.”Main buri tarah jhep gaya aur maine apne land turant andar kar liya. Uske baad sree shuru ho gayi aur kai saare baatein karni lagi- “Tum kaise priyanka ko chod ker aise sites mein apna time aur energy waste kar rahe ho. Tum shaadi ke baad bhi nahi badle.” Wagairah wagairah. Kuch der tak to main sunta raha magar fir mera patience jawab de gaya.Me- “Mujhe tumse ye sab sunne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Pehle tum apne aap ko dekho aur fir meri baat karna..