.. big keys, caller ID and a clear speaker. No, I didn't want ring tones. No, I didn't want a camera-phone. No, I didn't want doodly-twit gimmicks or ...-mail. Hell, I didn't even have a computer, much less an e-mail address. I think the poor fella went into shock. I got a thirty buck phone with a two year contract. There. I had a goddamned cell phone. Can't tell I wasn't real impressed, can ya?This was getting to be a lot of crap to carry around. Since I was already at the mall I bought a little. "Of course," I said, not knowing her nephew from the king."He's got some woman problems. I told him I knew a man that might be able to help. You," she said, tapping me on the chest with her fan."Women? I don't know anything about women," I said."Obviously," she said, "but get over there and do what you can for him. He's alone with seven or eight women, and it's driving him mad."Since I owed the good lady for many favors, and since I was curious, I went. Her nephew turned out to be a man of. When she gets back, I'll make sure she never gets another chance at an idiot scheme like this again, he told himself before almost immediately admonishing himself for thinking about dominating her. Shit. Shit. Shit. I wanted my extended family to crew the Ship, and if that happens, there will be other times like this.It was now 4:00 A.M. "Jeff?" Diana whispered in his ear, "Are you awake?"The Prime let out a quiet sigh. "Yeah." I'm fully awake. Let's get up and get some coffee." I'm awake,. "Are you serious about what you just said Doreen?" asked Barbara at last. "About David thinking you are hot? Yes, perfectly serious." I was serious about John fancying you too," said Barbara. "Are we suggesting what I think we are suggesting?" said Doreen."I think so, but not sure if the men would go ahead with it." But if they did how would you feel about your husband fucking me?" asked Doreen."I wouldn't mind if your David was shagging me," replied Barbara.The women came to the conclusion.