She shouted to me if I'm crazy, and, I was. We were in the corned so she didn't have any way how to escape, just back, where was my hard cock.I laid o... her back to secure her body and rolled her t-shirt up. Her breast were free and I was touching them, pulling her nipples and whispering into her ear.'Shhh calm down mom, you will like it. Please, don't do it even more difficult, we both want it! You said it, so relax, enjoy it.''Are you mad?! Stop you asshole! Father will come back in a while.. I slowly inched my cock towards the rightmost tailpipe, ‘walking’ on my knees. I could feel some heat from the exhaust pipe, gently warming my cock. I slowly pressed my whole cock into the warm tailpipe up to the hilt! What an odd feeling!The car’s tailpipe was just about my size, a little smaller, so I was pressing against some resistance. The heat also felt wet, not dry at all. I giggled slightly as the thought “She’s hot and wet for it” went through my head. I slowly pulled out until just my. She laughs at me and tells me that I'm her slut, then jams the cock in my throat. 'Suck it up bitch' she demands. 'Get all of that ass juice off for me'. I greedy gobble her cock while enjoying the tastes of my ass. She turns me over on to my back and puts my feet up behind my head. I feel even more exposed. She grabs the lube and dumps half of the bottle in my still gaping ass. She plunges her cock in and the lube oozes out everywhere. 'You little bitch' she says, 'you're ready for a bigger. The lights came one to show about twenty-five of my friends surrounded by party decorations. A banner hung from the ceiling: “Happy 40th Birthday”. With everything going on, I had forgotten my fortieth birthday was next week.It hit me like a ton of bricks: my wife hadn’t been cheating on me. She had been planning a surprise birthday party for me.I put on my happy surprised face, letting everyone congratulate me on my birthday. I made it through the party and really had a good time. At one.