”― Frank Zappa5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”― Jarod Kintz, $3.336. �...Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”― Woody Allen7. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”― Barbara Bush8. “I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”― Russell Brand9. “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it.. " Grandpa then dropped his pants and pushed his cock to her cunt. He began to slide in slow. Grandpa was sixty but had a nice big thick cock and loved to fuck. He would go to the local strip joint and fuck one of the dancers a couple times a week. He also had a high sex drive too. As he slid his cock in her wet hole he felt how tight she was and how warm. He then began to pound her with his long rod and loved fucking his girl. He had a little more control and fucked her longer before he filled. Finally he asked how long I had been at the doorway and how much had I seen. I turned over, searched his sad face and whispered, “Everything.” He started to leave and I begged, “Dad, don’t go. Talk to me.” The next hour was intense. He told me that this had been his life for the last 10 years since mom started drinking herself into a nightly stupor. He told me she had had trouble staying sober and that now she didn’t even try anymore. He told me that he grieved for me that I didn’t get more. Unfortunately, staying off drugs wasn’t one of them. ‘I was connected to a lot of the right people on campus, and it was an easy step to move from using drugs to selling them. I made a hell of a living at it, and if my grades suffered, who cared? I made more in one night selling coke and speed to college students than most psych grads made in a week. I kept taking classes-there were a few things that interested me, mostly chemistry and a couple of psych courses-but for the most part, my days.