She closed her eyes. "Please remove your shoes and place your left ankle on the anvil, Mrs. Cochrane." Shedid so without looking. She felt the cool cl...sp of titanium on her ankle forthe first time and heard him slide the rivet home through the twin flanges. Clang, clang, bing. "That's one," Godfrey said, kneelingat her feet. "Now your right ankle, please." Bing, bing, clang. "Done." Opening her eyes, she watched as he attached the 60-inch chain to the centreof her ankle links with a special. I caught my wife cheating on me in a most unusual way. I was cheating on her when I saw her cheating on me, but she didn't see me so I got to claim the moral high ground, at least for now.I'm a buyer for a large chain of stores and I spend a lot of time dealing with the sales reps of a lot of different companies. I had a ten o'clock appointment with a Mrs. Cindy Meyers who was a sales rep for a large electronic firm and Mrs. Meyers walked into my office promptly at ten and my jaw dropped a. Fuck! We're riding in the 600 on our way to the fairgrounds with Jennifer driving with me next to her Gwen and Bailey in the back seat Gwen is dressed in very short cut off jeans with my dress shirt, this time buttoned. Well, some of the buttons anyway. I'm wearing my faded jeans, a sweatshirt from Lake County Regional Aviation, gray polarized Ray Ban aviators, and my running shoes. Gwen was also wearing trim leather "fanny pack" slung around on her hip, this a constant fashion accessory I was. So tonight i a the audience , and thats fine with me , i get up close views of all the goings on , love it . Taxi has arrived , thankfully the party hosts live 10 miles away , close enough for a taxi journey that enables me to have the few glasses of pinot that are going to give me the courage to walk through their front door . . The front door is opened by the hosts themselves , she is 50ish , wearing stocking , suspenders , peek a boo bra and a mischievous smile , her husband , is around.