Oh, in case the words"horror film" weren't a clue, reader discretion advised ...It seemed like the perfect house.Two stories, three bedrooms, 3 bathro...ms, and just about everything youcould imagine. Plus, according to the saleswoman, the house had acomputer that ran everything for you, like having a butler, maid, and apersonal servant all in one.It was a little much for just me, but I had hopes that after years ofbeing friendzoned by woman, I would have better luck in this new city ...I had. I even considered buying a… You know…?“A…what? New hair trimmer,” I said sarcastically.“No, Nick! A lady of the night.”“Christ, what is this 1950? A hooker! That’s a good idea too.”“Jesus, don’t say it like that. Yeah well, both are out. I told them I’ve been with this girl for months Nick. Whoever the girl is, needs to know about me. You know my family with the questions and stories and shit like that.”“Ah, I get it. Quite the pickle you’re in pal.” I laughed as I pulled another long hit from. When his penis was pointing straight out from his body, the glans popped free from the foreskin."That's more like how it looked." Sarah exclaimed. Sarah reached out touching the tip of Scott's penis. At the moment of contact, Scott's penis jumped and Sarah jerked her hand back.The girls laughed, but remained polite. Scott took her hand."It's OK, that's just a reaction. I'm just not used to someone touching it." he said."Girls, lets all step back and just watch how Scott's body responds to. That should have added pressures to her, but she felt fine with them. Her own family was all over the place in a world of dysfunction, and to see other stable people calmed her. As soon as she got to the bathroom she forced herself to take deep breaths to relax and snap back to reality. Friends do polite things for each other. They go out, meet each other’s friends and families. Repeating that over in her head and applying fresh lip gloss, she returned to the table only to find her glass of.