After a long and rather difficult conversation with myself I decided that this was an acceptable change to my routine. From that day on, my schedule i...cluded a ten-minute window each morning – from 9:52 to 10:02 – to masturbate after seeing “my new friend” on the train ride down from the Bronx. Now that I was benefiting from it, I thought I should acknowledge my friend’s behavior, assuming it was intentional. On one Tuesday morning the train was delayed just after leaving 242nd Street;. The girls we were talkin' too musta thoughtI was schitz because one minute we're passing the spliff n' the next I'mgrabbin' Van to tell him I gotta get some air.So he follows me out and I damn well projectile vomited between two cars -I can hear all these people goin' 'disgusting' and 'oh my' but I don't givea fuck basically.Naturally the bouncer won't let us back in the club so pissed as newts meand Van kinda roll down the street and even though I feel better because Ithrew up I'm startin' to. ..she wasn't exaggerating. I was fairly certain at that point her mouth wasn’t the only place she wanted to put my cock. She put her hand on top of mine, and pushed it in tight against her now noticeably hot, pussy. There was that sinful smile again..something I'd learn to crave, much as an addict does chasing down his next fix. Ok, so both of us realize it's time to relocate, as things are only going to escalate from here. I have a moment of clarity, (brain does peek through randomly),. That information kind of explains the terrible noise my mother-in-law makes when she yawns. ‘Honey, what the Hell was that noise, a giant land turtle?’ ‘No, dear, that was just my mother yawning.’ If a mole doesn’t find food, ants and worms, within 12 hours, it will die. Gees, let’s hope that Hollywood doesn’t get a hold of this information. Some smart marketing person will come up with, what else, the mole diet for models and celebrities. Eat worms and lose weight…or die. Unlike the hard shell.