When do you think it might get done?" Oh, I'll get to it right away honey." She casually waved her hand in his direction but otherwise could have been...made of stone for all the movement she made.Well he thought, I made the suggestion now let's see what happens.DAY/TIME: Saturday, 10:30amNOTE: Subject was given mild suggestion to wash laundry that had not been completed for approximately one week. Time limit not imposed or suggested. Initial affirmative verbal reaction noted, no following. - How?- I will arrange you a pussy to fuck!- Oh, I didn’t see that coming, is it okay with you?- Yes it is, I was thinking about that.- What you have in mind?- What you think about Suzan our neighbor next door?- What about her?- I can seduce her to fuck you!- No way, I mean how?- Well, it turns out she is a lesbian and se managed to have fun with Lara last week, if you want I can put her in bed with me and you show up mad from us and let things take its way through.- No, I can't believe she is. “Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “Too late, mate, the paperwork’s already done.”I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.Or “foreplay” as she likes to call it.After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to. Newer cars had these remote access doohickeys, you just mashed a button from anywhere around and they obligingly unlocked so you could just get in. Not for me, I'd have to stand there and manually key the door open. As I was doing so I was thinking it really was time to bite the bullet and splurge on a new model, at least newer than this."Larry!" Susan's shriek cut off that train of thought in an instant. Out of long habit I dropped instantly into a crouch, turning as I did. When you get.